Just who is this nearvana bloke?

Bit conservative, bit right-wing, no patience for idiots or ignorance.  Really hates people who go to a gym without a towel and who use their mobile phone on public transport.  They say there are two ways of looking at it: (i) it’s public transport and these things happen (ii) you should have some manners and not inflict your private conversation on people.  There is of course a third way of looking at it: hang up or I might bash you.

More to come…